I loved the Chili con Carne I ate
Put some extra on my plate
The red kidney beans I love
Of the corn I can’t get enough
All healthy, very nice
Added some tasteful spice
My intestines however protest
Seems they get no rest
The mixture is like dynamite
Now in the middle of the night
I hope I will survive
See the morning alive
Cause I feel like a Zeppelin
All the hot fumes within
If you notice me flying by
Please, wave at least goodbye
